the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
(via merci1ess)
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
(via alecstasy)
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
(via jamesbleach)
